I might buy me a jaguar
I might fly to nicaragua
Maybe sail up the amazon
Or take a fast train to basildon
Honolulu sounds very nice
But I've already been there twice
I'll think I'll go mediterranean
Just to get back on the sea again
Well there's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
Well here's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
I only have to pick up the telephone
But I'll guess I'll just stay here
'cause there's no place like home
- guitar solo -
I like the idea of a cheverolet
But I'll have better when I get my pay
I'm gonna get me a mercury
Or maybe stick with my 2cv
Got my bags packed for peking
But I'll stay and fix the ceiling
While I'm here take in a tv show
I'll should be off by tomorrow
Well there's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
I only have to pick up the telephone
But I'll guess I'll just stay here
'cause there's no place like home
- guitar solo -
I might buy me a jaguar
I might fly to nicaragua
Maybe sail up the amazon
Or take a fast train to basildon
Honolulu sounds very nice
But I've already been there twice
I'll think I'll go mediterranean
Just to get back on the sea again
Well there's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
I only have to pick up the telephone
But I'll guess I'll just stay here
'cause there's no place like home
Guess I'll just stay here
'cause there's no place like home
Guess I'll just stay here
'cause there's no place like home
Well there's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
Well there's nothing like it
There's nothing like it
Well there's nothing like it...