I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
But if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more

One - through the basement, two - down the hall
When the going gets rough, I got a hole in the wall

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
But if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more

I can come down the chimney like a santa claus
Crawl through the window and that ain't all
I got lot of good ways I don't want you to know
I even got a hole in her bedroom floor

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
But if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more
Oh, yes I can

- guitar solo -

I got a way through her closet behind her clothes
A way through the attic that noone knows
A master key to fit any lock
A hidden door behind grandpa's clock

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
But if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more, hey

To my lovely baby's door
To my lovely baby's door
To my lovely baby's door
One -two - and some more

To my lovely baby's door
To my lovely baby's door
To my lovely baby's door
One -two - and some more

To my lovely baby's door
To my lovely baby's door
To my lovely baby's door
Oh my god, how many more?