She Married the One I Love Today
When My Back Was Turned She Took Him Away
Now While They're All Outside, Waiting to Throw Rice
What I Want to Throw Will Surely Black Her Eyes
'cause I Don't Want to Throw Rice
I Want to Throw Rocks At Her
She Took the Only Love I Had
No, I Don't Want to Throw Rice
I Want to Throw Rocks At Her
It Would Be a Way to Hurt Her 'cause She Hurt Me So Bad

Well I Never Stole Nothin' in My Life
But If I Get the Chance I'll Steal Him From His Wife
'cause All Is Fair in Love and War, Maybe I'm Carryin' This Too Far
But I Feel Like Tying Dynamite to Her Side of the Car

No I Don't Want to Throw Rice
I Want to Throw Rocks At Her
She Took the Only Love I Had
No, I Don't Want to Throw Rice
I Want to Throw Rocks At Her