Did you ever go to the Bingo with your mother
You get a bottle of Vimto and a packet of crisps if you were good
But did you really really like it? Or were you there under sufferings
And at the end of the night you collected all the Bingo Tickets
Your mum's a Bingo Freak!

Did you ever go to the pictures with your mother?
You get the front seat sitting with all those noisy kids
But did you really really enjoy it? Did you bond and grin for Mama's?
Or did you sit there bored as a bastard, I know I did
Your mum's a Bingo Freak!

OH! Mother you know I love you, but don't ask me questions
OH! MH! Mother you know stop giving me your suggestions

Did you ever go to Blackpool with your mother?
Watching Cannonball and drunken blokes fall along the prom?
But did you really really hate it? Because I remember it being quite fun
'Cause if I'm really really honest I love being out with me mum

OH! Mother you know I love you, but don't ask me questions
OH! MH! Mother you know stop giving me your suggestions