So you wanna be a hero kid, well whoop de doo So you wanna be a hero kid, well whoop de doo Pues tú quieres ser un héroe, niño, yupi-du I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you Muchos otros mentecatos, He tenido como tú Each and everyone a disappointment, pain Each and everyone a disappointment, pain Todos fueron buenos para nada For which there's no ointment For which there's no ointment Y, ay, para eso no hay pomada So much for excuses, done with kid of zeus's' So much for excuses, done with kid of zeus's' Basta ya de excusas, pues no tengo dudas Asking me to jump into the fray Asking me to jump into the fray Si me lo pidió el hijo de Zeus My answer is two words: Oh, kay My answer is two words: Oh, kay Responderé dos palabras: Está bien You mean you'll do it? You mean you'll do it? ¿Quieres decir que lo harás? You win You win Tú ganas You won't be sorry phil! You won't be sorry phil! No te arrepentirás Phil! Oh gosh Oh gosh Oh Dios mío So when do we start? Can we start now? So when do we start? Can we start now? ¿Entonces cuándo empezamos? ¿Podemos empezar ahora? Oy, vey Oy, vey Oye I've givin' hope that someone would come along I've givin' hope that someone would come along Creí que jamás tendría a un campeón A fella who would ring the bell for once, not the gong A fella who would ring the bell for once, not the gong Que haga sonar campanas y no el gong The kind who wins trophies, won't settle for lophies The kind who wins trophies, won't settle for lophies Que gane batallas, trofeos y medallas At least semi-prophecies, but noooooo I get the green horn At least semi-prophecies, but noooooo I get the green horn Con algo de agallas, más no, un novato I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone Estoy jubilado, amigo, y sin ambición Content to spend lazy days to graze my lawn Content to spend lazy days to graze my lawn El césped cortar me gusta de Sol a Sol But you need an advisor, a sayter but wiser But you need an advisor, a sayter but wiser Te hace falta un maestro muy listo y dispuesto A good merchandiser and woooah! There goes my ulcer! A good merchandiser and woooah! There goes my ulcer! Un buen comerciante y ¡whoa!, Ahí va mi úlcera I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you Mi última esperanza resultas tú Though kid, you're not exactly a dream come true Though kid, you're not exactly a dream come true Aunque no has caído del cielo azul I've trained enough turkey's who never came through I've trained enough turkey's who never came through Bastantes fracasos han sido mi cruz You're my one last hope, so you'll have to do You're my one last hope, so you'll have to do Ya no tengo opción, solo quedas tú Rule number six: When rescuing a damsel Rule number six: When rescuing a damsel Regla numero 5: Cuando rescates a una damisela Always handle with care! Always handle with care! ¡Hazlo con delicadeza! Rule number 95, kid: Concentrate! Rule number 95, kid: Concentrate! Regla 95: ¡Concéntrate! Rule number 96: Aim! Rule number 96: Aim! Regla 96: Apunta Demigods have faced the odds and ended up a mockary Demigods have faced the odds and ended up a mockary Frente a fuerza superior los semidioses correrán Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery Las leyendas que tú lees no tienen nada de verdad To be a true hero kid is a dying art To be a true hero kid is a dying art Ser héroe es un arte, es cosa de vocación Like paintin' a masterpiece: It's work of heart! Like paintin' a masterpiece: It's work of heart! Lo mismo que al pintar, se usa el corazón It takes more than sinew It takes more than sinew No basta ser fuerte ni es cosa de suerte It comes down to what's in you It comes down to what's in you Hay que superarse y crecer You'll have continue to grow, now that's more like it! You'll have continue to grow, now that's more like it! Así se hace I'm down to one last shot, and my best, I know I'm down to one last shot, and my best, I know Llegó mi última oportunidad Before that blasted underworld get's my goat Before that blasted underworld get's my goat Antes que algún malvado me deje atrás My dreams are on you kid, go make them come true My dreams are on you kid, go make them come true Contigo mis sueños se harán realidad Keep on the soap, keep pushing the envelope, you're Keep on the soap, keep pushing the envelope, you're Muestra tu poder, haz siempre un buen papel My one last hope and kid, it's up to you! My one last hope and kid, it's up to you! Mi última esperanza sigues siendo tú