Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
and she's probably getting frisky
right now, he's probably buying her some fruit little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne
And he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Ohh, before he cheats