Dirty Mike!Â
This one goes out to everyone who worked on the album
Friends; family; Mr. maximaÂ
Love you man... let's go
Get faded; Get high,
Fuck her in the jacuzzi.
Them fuckin bitches is crystal,
I never cared about cooties.Â
Bitch.. Shut up..Â
Get on your knees and suck.Â
What's that you have a boyfriend?Â
You think I give a fuck?Â
When I die, don't cry;
Celebrate that shit.Â
Imma mend it to the world,
With the crimes I commit.
I've been fuckin the systemÂ
Since I was a kid
Drinkin straight liquorÂ
From my mamas tits.
Every time I'm in the club,
You know I make it rain.Â
First I pop some pussyÂ
Then I Pop champagneÂ
I fucked every bitch-
From here to ChinaÂ
I'm not gonna lie
That's a lot of vagina
Goin up in my ride
With your girl by my sideÂ
She's got big titties:
So I give her a try
We fucked all day
And we fucked all night,Â
But you can have her backÂ
Cuz she's no longer tight.
The girls love my styleÂ
And my rhymes are dope
I got more goals
Than the motherfuckin pope.Â
I stole you're bitchÂ
Let your balls flewÂ
Welcome to my kitchen
We're making pussy too.Â
Ham up in this clubÂ
Fuckin all of these bittiesÂ
Your girl hit me upÂ
She wants to show me her titties.Â
I give her hickeyÂ
I drink till I'm dizzyÂ
She sucked on my dickÂ
And now her tits are all stickyÂ
When I was a kidÂ
Told mom I won't play with fire
Now I'm rappin these versesÂ
And she calls me a liar
Fucked your bitch last night
Now her pussy is tiredÂ
I fucked my bosses daughter
Safe to say I got fired
When I was a kidÂ
I got coal in my stocking
Shot Santa in his fat ass
And now he done walkingÂ
I had this bitchÂ
She was a bunnyÂ
I put it in her assÂ
Now she's hopin round funny
If you threaten meÂ
I'll put your body in a ditchÂ
Then I'll fuck your mom
Let you know she's my bitchÂ
You know her titties bigÂ
And you know her as fatÂ
Hit it from behindÂ
Until I make her ass clapÂ
Get the fuck outÂ
Don't mess with my gangÂ
We love gettin fadedÂ
And fuckin putang
Back at the cribÂ
We'll have a gang bang
I once fucked an Asian chickÂ
Her name was Ching Chang
Bendin over flexedÂ
With a big booty buckÂ
When you suck my dickÂ
Make sure you lick the nutsÂ
Pocket full of gold
And my raps are ill
All the bitches wanna fuck meÂ
Even the milkÂ
I'm in love with bootyÂ
I'm in love with the coco
Snort it off her assÂ
And I just go locoÂ
My dick is longÂ
And my stacks are tallÂ
Put it in her pussy
Turn it into a waterfall