Verse 1
(BEARDO)
They Call me Beardo
You'd think I'd give a fuck as the trailer park hero
Drinkin' Jack Daniels
I'll be at NASCAR if you wanna tango
(Dirt nasty)
I be rangelangin' 'em up
Dirt Nasty grab the bull by the horn buck
I'm tacky as fuck
Blue cowboy boots, made outta duck
Dick
(Beardo)
Killed both my parents
(Whyd you do it beardo?) It was self Defense bitch
And I got a problem with narcotics
The CIA be watchin my apartment
(Dirt Nasty)
Take off your top bitch
I raid the cover at the orthodonist
While I beat up a handicap
Redarded dump fuck dick with a fanny pack

Chorus
Drugz
On my mind
Drugz
All the time
Drugz
Hard to find
Drugz
On the grind

Verse
(Dirt Nasty)
I fathomed my head in the reflection
Of the 68 firebird I stole in Houston Texas
I'm addicted to Coke, 'caine,
And all types of other medication man
(BEARDO)
My step dad's a tweeker
He made speed with a bunch of ether
I never had a Easter
But I always had a bunch of speakers
(Dirt Nasty)
I'm a one man band on E
Keep on truckin to your town on 18
Wheels not inches
White boys always get they're dick sucked at Richel's
(Beardo)
Bitch clean the dishes!
I slap ya face, Heaven you be wishin
I heard a man wanted a fight
He a black belt, bitch I have a buck knife
Chorus x2

Verse 3
(Beardo)
The white ski slopes in Van Nuys
They've always been there open your eyes
Beardo's the truth
Take me to ya dealer lets do some loobs
(Dirt Nasty)
I've been on more drugz than Courtney
Love-to-stick-my-dick-in-a-hole like Porky's
I ain't trippin' dude
Get my dick sucked in the conference with a Uz
(Beardo)
Well let's leave it at this
Me and dirt nasty we fucked your bitch
And don't say shit
When you get your wig split
Or your neck slit
(Dirt Nasty)
Now everybody say suck my dick
We Shoot To Kill, you aint shit dick
Me and Beardo wasted
I took a mully, he took a straight hit

Chorus x2