Wrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
I woke up at 5 in the morning
Ate my lamb liver cereal
It was frozen solid and brutal
I should have known that was a forewarning

I then followed my way to the bathroom
To give my lamb liver cereal back to nature
So i calmly sat on the toilet of doom
And like the devil himself, unleashed my pure hatred

Oooooooohhhhh
Fucking loooooooooord
Why is this fucking seat
So damn cooooooooold

Oooooooohhhhh
Fucking loooooooooord
Why is this fucking seat
So damn cooooooooold

I feel like i’m dying
My brain’s not responding anymore
Unconscious on the floor, lying
Freezing to death, naked and alone

Let the demons of the abyss take me
I don’t care, hell’s probably hotter than here

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Where’s your gooooooooooood noooooooooooow
Fucking jesus why can’t you even let me take a shit you dumbfuck
Wraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No escaaaaaaaaaaaapeeeeeeeee
From the frozen plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
Where my ass used to reeeeeeeeeeeeeest
2,2 miles to the weeeeeeeeeeest
Fuck you winter