Your friends they all say it could be
That you misbehave sometimes
And maybe you disagree
Among your shitty pick up lines
All you do is blaming others
You keep complaining you're alone

Maybe you're a douchebag
Cause even ugly people get laid
Maybe you're a hard head
Just in case ya never knew, that's too bad
Cause even nerdy dudes can be saved
Maybe someone sayin' that you're a douchebag
You will find a happy end

It's ok don't take it from my
Just ask your folks and neighbours
(Folks and neighbours)
Picture things like they're fantasy
A fairy tale of make believe and
Everyone's just being cruel
Cause that's what people like you do, it's true

Maybe you're a douchebag
Cause even ugly people get laid
Maybe you're a hard head
Just in case ya never knew, that's too bad
Cause even nerdy dudes can be saved
Maybe someone sayin' that you're a douchebag
You will find a happy end