I've never ever been to public school
I never thought it would be this cruel
It's endless, we're friendless
It's nothin' but paaain
And no one in this dump knows our name!

I know that you think that this is probably my fault!
(We do!)
The catty comments, and the constant assaults!
(It's cool!)
I was here once, and i still live,
So listen if you wanna survive

Inside this High School Miserable
I never thought I'd be invisible
In this High School Miserable
You gotta keep being indivisible
In this High School Miserable
Don't understand what is happening to me
In this High School Miserable
Someone get me back on tv!

I thought the girls here would go crazy for me
If love a test, I'm clearly getting a D
I never knew how high my undies would go
There's tons of wedgies, I didn't know
Like the the hoodie the Hourglass (ow!)
The 360 spin!(that hurt)
The fig leg, The bat the bowling pin (strike)
The donkey, The monkey, man am I sore
I can't believe their's 28 more
Neat!

Someone get me back on TV

Away from...High School Miserables
It's endless, we're friendless
(This place is cruel!)
Someone gets away from High School Miserables
(Someone get us back on)
Away from High School Miserables
Someone get us back on tv!