When I looked in your eyes, I knew it was over
You had found another, my fears had come true
No more running together in fields of clover
No more holding hands under skies so blue
I can't keep you, you've found your new love now
It wouldn't be right for me to hold you here
(not right, not right, not right)
I'm too old to find another (much too old)
But I'll look fondly back on these seven years

My bags are packed, the engine is running
I hope she can please you like I know you will please her
This kiss I'll cherish for a lifetime and one more thing
If you're looking for your dog, check the freezer
(bye, doggy, bye)

By the way, did I mention that your parking brake does not work?
(crash, bang) I'm so very sorry about your car
To make it up to you, I cooked your favorite dish of pasta marinara
It's currently playing in your VCR

I went out last night, I saw your new girlfriend
She was being carded at the liquor store
I followed her home, I know you hate cats, she had a Persian
(mreow!) She doesn't anymore...
Oh, oh, goodbye...