Mary Long is a hypocrite Mary Long is a hypocrite Mary Long é um hipócrita She does all the things that she tells us not to do She does all the things that she tells us not to do Ela faz todas as coisas que ela nos diz para não fazer Selling filth from a corner shop Selling filth from a corner shop Selling filth de uma loja de esquina And knitting patterns to the high street queue And knitting patterns to the high street queue E tricô padrões para a fila de rua She paints roses, even makes them smell good She paints roses, even makes them smell good Ela pinta as rosas, mesmo que os torna cheiro bom And then she draws titties on the khazy wall And then she draws titties on the khazy wall E então ela chama titties na parede Khazy Drowns kittens just to get a thrill Drowns kittens just to get a thrill Afoga gatinhos só para ter uma emoção And writes sermons in the Sunday Chronicle And writes sermons in the Sunday Chronicle E escreve sermões na Crónica de domingo How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? Como você perder sua virgindade, Mary Long? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? Quando você vai perder o seu stupidity, Mary Long? Mary told Johnny not to write such trash Mary told Johnny not to write such trash Maria disse Johnny não escrever tal lixo Said it was a waste of public money Said it was a waste of public money Disse que era um desperdício de dinheiro público She made a fuss, they made apologies She made a fuss, they made apologies Ela fez um barulho, que fizeram pedidos de desculpas But everybody thought the show was funny But everybody thought the show was funny Mas todo mundo achava que o show foi engraçado When the nation knew you'd had children When the nation knew you'd had children Quando a nação sabia que você tinha filhos It came as such a surprise It came as such a surprise Ele veio como uma surpresa We really didn't know you'd had it in you We really didn't know you'd had it in you Nós realmente não sabia que você tinha tido isso em você How you did it we can only surmise How you did it we can only surmise Como você fez isso, só podemos supor How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? Como você perder sua virgindade, Mary Long? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? Quando você vai perder o seu stupidity, Mary Long? Mary Long, you're not alone Mary Long, you're not alone Mary Long, você não está sozinho But you're a long way behind our times But you're a long way behind our times Mas você está um pouco atrás, nossos tempos What we do in full frontal view What we do in full frontal view O que fazemos em vista frontal completa Is more honest than your clean-up mind Is more honest than your clean-up mind É mais honesto do que a sua limpeza mente What I'm saying, Mary Long is What I'm saying, Mary Long is O que estou dizendo, é Mary Long When you can spare a minute When you can spare a minute Quando você pode poupar um minuto Go find your friend the porny Lord Go find your friend the porny Lord Vá encontrar o seu amigo, o Senhor porny Dig your self a hole and jump in it Dig your self a hole and jump in it Dig your self um buraco e pule nele How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? Como você perder sua virgindade, Mary Long? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? Quando você vai perder o seu stupidity, Mary Long?