Flowers and wine
Is what I thought I would find
When I came home from working tonight
Well, now here I stand
Over this frying pan
And you want a cold one again

I bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight

Well, it's perfectly clear
Between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?

Now, when we first met
You promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well, this trailer stays wet
And we're swimming in debt
Now you want me to go back to school

I bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonight

Well, it's perfectly clear
Between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?

Darling, did I shave my legs for this?