Fun fun fun in the fluffy chair Fun fun fun in the fluffy chair Diversão diversão numa cadeira macia Flame up the herb woof down the beer (click!) Flame up the herb woof down the beer (click!) Queimando erva e bebendo cerveja (click) Hi I'm your video Vj Hi I'm your video Vj Oi eu sou seu vídeo Vj I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes Sempre falo como se estivesse sem peruca e sob efeito de mandrax I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go Eu uso uma jaqueta de basebol todo lugar que vou My job is to help destroy My job is to help destroy Meu emprego é ajudar a destruir What's left of your imagination What's left of your imagination O que sobrou da sua imaginação By feeding you endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage By feeding you endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage Te alimentando de doses intermináveis de lixo cobertos de açúcar So don't create be sedate So don't create be sedate Então não crie, seja tranquilo Be a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial Be a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial Seja um vegetal em casa e dê uma porrada nessa ligação If we have our way even you will believe If we have our way even you will believe Se nós tivermos o nosso jeito até você mesmo vai acreditar This is the future of rock and roll This is the future of rock and roll Esse é o futuro do rock and roll (Mtv get off the air) (Mtv get off the air) (Mtv fora do ar) How far will you go How far will you go Quão longe você irá How low will you stoop How low will you stoop Quão baixo você se inclinará To tranquilize our minds To tranquilize our minds Para tranquilizar as nossas mentes With your sugar-coated swill With your sugar-coated swill Com sua sobra coberta de açúcar You've turned rock and roll rebellion You've turned rock and roll rebellion Você transformou a rebelião rock and roll Into pat boone sedation Into pat boone sedation Na sedação de pat boone Making sure nothing's left Making sure nothing's left Certificando que nada sobrou To the imagination To the imagination Para a imaginação Mtv get off the Mtv get off the Mtv fora do Mtv get off the Mtv get off the Mtv fora do Mtv get off the air Mtv get off the air Mtv fora do ar Get off the air Get off the air Fora do ar See the latest rejects See the latest rejects Veja os últimos rejeitados From the muppet show From the muppet show No muppet show Wag their tits and their dicks Wag their tits and their dicks Sacudindo seus peitos e paus As they lip-synch on screen As they lip-synch on screen Enquanto falam articulando na tela There's something I don't like about There's something I don't like about Não há algo que eu não goste sobre A band who always smiles A band who always smiles A banda que sempre sorri Another tax write-off Another tax write-off Outro imposto dado baixa For some schmuck who doesn't care For some schmuck who doesn't care Por um idiota que não se importa Mtv get off the air Mtv get off the air Mtv fora do ar And so it was our beloved corporate gods And so it was our beloved corporate gods E então os nosso deuses corporativos amados Claimed they created rock video Claimed they created rock video Alegam que criaram os clipes de rock Allowing it to sink as low in one year Allowing it to sink as low in one year Permitindo afundar em um ano As commercial tv has in 25 As commercial tv has in 25 Como um comercial de tv de 25 "It's the new frontier," they say "It's the new frontier," they say "É o nova fronteira", eles dizem It's wide open, anything can happen It's wide open, anything can happen É aberta, tudo pode acontecer But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer Mas se você tem muita coragem de se chamar de pioneiro When you're too god-damn conservative to take real chances When you're too god-damn conservative to take real chances Quando você é um conservador maldito tem boas chances Tin-eared graph-paper brained accountants Tin-eared graph-paper brained accountants Contador insensível para música com cérebro de papel quadriculado Instead of music fans Instead of music fans Em vez de fãs de música Call all the shots at giant record companies now Call all the shots at giant record companies now Chama todos os tiros para as gravadora agora The lowest common denominator rules The lowest common denominator rules As mais baixas regras do denominador comum Forget honesty Forget honesty Esqueça a honestidade Forget creativity Forget creativity Esqueça a criatividade The dumbest buy the mostest The dumbest buy the mostest O mais burro compra o anfitrião That's the name of the game That's the name of the game Esse é o nome do jogo But sales are slumping But sales are slumping Mas as vendas estão afundando And no one will say why And no one will say why E ninguém dirá por que Could it be they put out one Could it be they put out one Eles poderiam lançar um Too many lousy records? Too many lousy records? Um disco muito sujo? Mtv fora do ar Mtv get off the air Mtv get off the air Agora Now Now