(Intro: Allan Watts)
What would you like to do if money were no object?
If you would say that getting money is the most important
You will spend your life doing things
You don't like doing, in order to go on living
That is to go on doing things you don't like doing
Which is stupid!
Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing
Than a long life spent in a miserable way
(Hook x2)
What if life costs money to live for?
Help life with money, the price of life!
(Verse)
Who I gotta pay cause I want my money back
My life was in the perfect glass, psycho maniac
I was having dinner he was swingin' with an axe
He was just a sinner, I was (dead on contact)
Tally it up, I'm 'bout to expand on lifespan
When you off if the end quick, that's some fuckin' bullshit
What about reviews, can I pay for that?
Is there a way to come back and eliminate 'em like that?
(Verse 2)
How much loot is your single life worth?
What is the price-tag to live on Earth?
What would you pay to live another day?
That's just the way some would say
Can you afford to have a child?
You're playn with ya life when you're spending wild
Would you pay top dollar to live another year
Or leave it all behind for the folks you care for?
(Hook x2)
What if life costs money to live for?
Help life with money, the price of life!
(Verse 3)
Seconds cost a dolla, minutes are forty five
Hours in the hundreds, goin' broke to survive
Struggle in this life, death is a release
From the price that you pay just to live any peace
Free of disease, no worries of inflation
You got life right by the nuts, it's for the taking
Just a simple pain and it's over, no playing
Time is up, you're dead where you're staying, no delayin'
(Verse 4)
If I only had a dollar, only one to spend
Would I keep it for myself or would I spend it with my friends?
If I had a hundred dollars, then would I be rich?
Probably spend it on my bar, tailing just anotha (bitch)
If I had a million dollars would I still act the same?
Would it really buy me happiness and take it all away?
If life cost money then I'mma neva retire
Cause I plan on livin' foreva like a vampire
(Hook x2)
What if life costs money to live for?
Help life with money, the price of life!
(Verse 5)
How 'bout the breath, is that the cost?
Do I get back money for the time I lost?
Do I get a discount for when I'm sick?
Does it cost any less if my life ain't shit?
When you see a muthafucka that's old and healthy
You know that fool was living golden wealthy
If I'm in a coma, can I get a refund?
No! Still I get hold and shunned
(Hold and shunned)
(Hold and shunned)
(Hold and shunned)
(Hook x2)
What if life costs money to live for?
Help life with money, the price of life!
