It's been days, months, and years
Since your tongue ties knots in my throat
Got me high
Left me dry

I was cold, driving tears
Over double yellow bloodlines
Well i tried
And i lied

I'll be your accidental man,
You be my circumstantial lover.
I'm here to ruin all your plans,
I'm here to steal you from your mother.
I'll be your accidental man,
You be my worst kept secret.
I'll come and take you by the hand.
But you take it all and keep it.

Go and say what you will
All these french words seem to fail you
Every time
Get on line

Kiss my cheek, ring my ear
Merry hit list, happy new fear
You're so fine
When you're not mine

I'll be your accidental man,
You be my circumstantial lover.
I'm here to ruin all your plans,
I'm here to steal you from your mother.
I'll be your accidental man,
You be my worst kept secret.
I'll come and take you by the hand.
But you can take it all and keep it.

I'll be your accidental man,
You be my circumstantial lover.
I'm here to ruin all your plans,
I'm here to steal you from your mother.
I'll be your accidental man,
You be my worst kept secret.
I'll come and take you by the hand.
But you take it all and keep it.

I'll be your accidental man,
You be my circumstantial lover.
I'm here to ruin all your plans,
I'm here to steal you from your mother.
I'll be your accidental man,
You be my worst kept secret.
I'll come and take you by the hand.
But you take it all and keep it.
I'll be your accidental man.
I'll be your accidental man.
I'll be your accidental man.
I'll be your accidental man.