Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex? Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex? Lembra quando você terminou com aquela merda da sua ex? God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them Meu Deus, eu fico feliz que você tenha superado ela Only took about a hundred million texts Only took about a hundred million texts Só precisou de umas centenas de mensagens God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist Deus, eu juro que aquela vadia era muito narcisista Everybody knows I love you so Everybody knows I love you so Todo mundo sabe que eu te amo So, so, so much So, so, so much Tanto, tanto, tanto, tanto 'Cause every time they ask, I always tell 'Cause every time they ask, I always tell Porque sempre que eles perguntam, eu sempre Tell, tell, tell them Tell, tell, tell them Conto, conto, conto, conto pra eles That's my fucking best friend, that's my fucking right hand That's my fucking best friend, that's my fucking right hand Essa é a porra do meu melhor amigo That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them É meu braço direito That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking best friend, best friend É meu: Vomitando no banheiro That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking best friend, best friend Mesmo assim eu o amo That's my fucking lifeline, that's my ride or die lik? That's my fucking lifeline, that's my ride or die lik? Essa é a porra do meu melhor amigo, melhor amigo That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie Essa é a porra do meu melhor amigo, melhor amigo Baby, you're my b?st friend, best friend Baby, you're my b?st friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my— Baby, you're my— (Ooh) (Ooh) Baby, you're my— Baby, you're my— Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two And that shit is gonna end up being true And that shit is gonna end up being true 'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you 'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 AM? Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 AM? Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge? Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge? You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head So when they ask, I've always said So when they ask, I've always said That's my fucking best friend, that's my fucking right hand That's my fucking best friend, that's my fucking right hand That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking lifeline, that's my ride or die like That's my fucking lifeline, that's my ride or die like That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my— Baby, you're my— (Ooh) (Ooh) Baby, you're my— Baby, you're my— (Ooh) (Ooh) (Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding) (Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding) (What? Who? Are you kidding? ) (What? Who? Are you kidding? ) (Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don't respond) (Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don't respond) (Don't respond, don't respond) (Don't respond, don't respond) Baby, you're my— Baby, you're my— (Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes) (Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes)