Hi, I'm sorry to keep you waiting may I help You?

Yes!
I was wondering ...
I don't know what that Girl was talking about before!
Ehhm You Guys have Strippers come to the House correct?
Or Dancers?

Yes!

OK. Thats All I needed to know
And
Would they be able to
PULL OUT THERE BIG FAT COCKS AND SHOVE EM' IN MY ASS!
OHH OHH OHHYEAH!
OHH OHH OH OBSCENE PHONE-CALL!
OHH OH COPS!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
CHARGERS!
YOUR IN COURT!
ORDER! (Knock Knock Knock)
ORDER!
YOUR SENTENCED A LIFE IN JAIL!