If I drove a truck and I were a waitress
And I ordered coffee and I poured you some
Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later
And if we arm-wrestled I'd say that you won

Ai-eeee my baby ride easy ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good and your cookin' ain't greasy
You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away

If I were a winsome pale senorita
And I a bull-fighter down in the sand
While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble
I'd throw you a flower would you take my hand

Ai-eeee my baby ride easy...

If I ran the country yeah I'd be your first lady
And fix up the white house while you were away
Waiting while I'm passing time with world leaders
And later together alone we might lay

Ai-eeee my baby ride easy...
Ai-eeee my baby ride easy...

You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
We chuck the chuck wagon we chuck the chuck wagon
We chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away