I wanna get chlamydia
Like no one's ever had!
Herpes inside my butt, and every kind of crab!
Humping strangers July to June, spreading my baby cream
I'm gonna set a record soon
It's always been my dream!

(STDs! Gotta catch 'em all!)
Across the map
I'll give and receive the clap
Oh, so come on down and take a tour through scabie-town

(STDs!)
Yeah! Like HPV
Hepatitis A, B, and C!
I do you and you do me, STDs!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!

Jizz!

My collection comes back in spades
From Tokyo to Prague
I invented canc-syphill-aids and gave it to your dog! (Sorry)
Hey, is lupus an STD?
In that case, I will pass!
Is Ebola an STD?
Ha ha, you bet your bloody ass!

(STDs! Gotta catch 'em all!)
Get on your knees
I'm gonna give you mad cow disease!
(STDs!)
Oh, my heart is yours, and it's as open as my sores!
(STDs!)
My balls are blue, and purple and orange too!
By the way it's time you knew:
I poked your mom!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
STDs!