One, two, one, two, three, fight!

Ken!
Baby, that's my name!
'Cause I throw a Hadouken
And then I shoryuken
So put up your duken
Or soon you'll be pukin'!
(Come on!)

I hate M. Bison's stupid hat
I hate E. Honda 'cause he's fat
I wish that Blanka would just take his shorts to the laundromat
(Shoryuken!)

Let's go destroy a stranger's car
And fight Mike Tyson in a bar
Yeah, Dhalsim thinks he's the best
That's a bit of a stretch, har-har

Every street fighter needs a hot stud
Don't you see?
Fighting games all need a sexy douchebag
And that's me, yeah!

Chun Li can do a spinning kick
Why not upon my big joystick?
Her buns are win, but I'm even more into that Vega chick
(Hey, baby)

Why doesn't Ryu text me back?
How'd we get off on the wrong track?
So, what if I show affection with kicks to the Juevo sack?

They say that Guile's music goes with everything
That's bullshit!
He sucks and so does his stupid tune
Duh, sonic boom
You fuckin' dickface!

When I throw hadoukens they say
"You, Ken, are the man!"
Damn, Skippy!
Yeah, I'm the man who breaks your face bones!
(Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!)

With all these dudes I'm like, "pow zonk
With all these chicks I'm like, "honk honk"
I'd gladly let Cammy win just to see that badonkadonk

Zangief should shave his back, it's true
You say Fei Long and I'm like, who?
Hey, keep an eye out for Sagat
'Cause he keeps one out for you

Every street fighter needs a hot stud
Don't you see?
I said, don't you see?
Fighting games all need a sexy douchebag
And that's me, yeah!

Be right back, I gotta go and wash my hair and make it pretty!
It's so beautiful