School sucks a big
School sucks a big
School sucks a big testicle soufflé
Every wannabe
Makes fun'na me
Yeah, I'm gonna be
Your boss someday

I'm living for the moment I get home
To my PS3, Xbox and Wii
I can't wait to be in a place where my people roam free
Yeah!

But here at the gaming con
No one gives ya shit like they do at school, no
Here at the gaming con
Everyone's a nerd, it's cool

My mom is all
My mom is all
My mom is always yelling through the wall
"Put the game away!"
"It's a sunny day!"
"Dad's afraid you're gay, play some football"
She waits until I'm at the final boss
To tell me to go to bed
Forget counting sheep
Game on!
I can sleep when I'm dead

But here at the gaming con
Mom and Dad are gone and I feel alright
Yeah, here at the gaming con
No one's gonna sleep tonight

I want a t-shirt of Mario
(Here at the gaming con)
Kick your ass at Halo
(Here at the gaming con)
Tabletop and freeplay
(Here at the gaming con)
I wish it could be every day!
Here at the gaming con
Key change, mofo!

Here at the gaming con
Chicks are dressing up like it's Halloween
'Cause here at the gaming con
Everyone's a gamin' fiend

Oh-ho-ho
Stayin up until dawn
It's a gaming marathon
Slide it in and turn it on!
Here at the gaming con
Game on!