In my other pants, there's a wallet (There's a wallet, motherfucker)
In my other pants, there's a secret
In my other pants, there's a Trojan (Just like that one video I made)
Extra small
Extra small (Don't tell your mom)

I'm not wearing pants
Only boxers (So sexy, so sexy)
They're my favorite pair
They've got monkeys
(I've got monkeys on my junkies)
Hangin' out the front, another secret
It's my ball (Only one)
Just one ball

At a party now, there's a girl there
She's got cellulite on her forehead (That's gross)
Will I ever find her attractive? (Yes, how?)
Alcohol!
Said alcohol!

Come on now,
Beer, yummy beer!
Beer, delicious beer!
Espers and moogles and a crazy clown man in a game that I hold dear
FF6 and a beer and me