In my other pants
There's a wallet (There's a wallet, motherfucker)
In my other pants
There's a secret
In my other pants
There's a Trojan (Just like that one video I made)
Extra small
Extra small (Don't tell your mom)

I'm not wearing pants
Only boxers (So sexy, so sexy)
They're my favorite pair
They've got monkeys (I've got monkeys on my junkies)
Hangin' out the front
Another secret
It's my ball (only one)
Just one ball

At a party now
There's a girl there
She's got cellulite
On her forehead (That's gross)
Will I ever find
Her attractive? (Yes! How?)
Alcohol
Said alcohol