Here we go!
Tell y'all a story 'bout a cave
Story 'bout a robot rollin' with a whole lotta bravery
Meets bunny people in the cave
The Doctor's got a whim to put the people into slavery

Err'body's stuck inside a cave
Can't escape the island, world's smallest violin (Skeet-dee-dee)
So much is happening today
Nobody is smilin', things are getting violent (Hee-hee-hee)

Run! Grab a little gun! Level up! Damn, it's fun!
Fight a bag (I'mma fight a freakin' bag, bam, pow)
Then brag (I just beat a freakin' bag, ha)
Save the Mimiga race, shoot some jerks in the face!
With Curly Brace by your side!
(If she didn't help you out, you woulda died, yo)

Cave story, grave story, slave story,
Hey, I'm talkin' 'bout a
Cave story, save story, fave story!
Here we go!

Quote's poor brain's an empty page
But he's thrashin' every asshat in a little Ash hat (Look-a-likes)
Flowers make the bunnies rage
Now they're actin' rash like a dirty Jersey trash sack (Snook-a-likes!)

Climb high into the sky, just don't leave with this guy
You will die ('Least a couple times you die)
But try (Try again, ya gotta try)
Come on, y'all
If you're a little sick, you'll find panties and lipstick!
But do it quick, there's no time (Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!)

'Cause you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go
Down into the cave now
You gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go
Down into the cave now
Gotta put the doc in his place
Hope you saved Curly Brace, 'cause alone it's a case of the blues
So, pack it all tight in your little inventory
Get ready for the glory of Cave Story!