Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dracula! I am back-u-la
To lay the smackula!
Like Great Grandpa Trevor
Whippin' hearts, inhaling zombie farts
I'll find your body parts so I can put you back together

I'll race all over the place and when I find your face
I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smicka-smacka
Got your nose and I found your toes and your elbows and your tiny penis!

(Oh my god, it's so tiny
How'd you ever have sex with this thing?)

Yeah, yeah!
Dracula, I will attack you, brah
You'll be spectaculah, when I set you on fire
Drac appears every hundred years
But he'll cry bloody tears and wish he never was a vampire

I'll race all over the place and when I find his face
I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smick-a-smacka
I'll amass his balls o'brass and when I find his ass I'm gonna kick it
I'll race all over the place and when I find your face
Heya Drac, I gotcha in a sack, ya better watch your back
'Cause I'm a vampire killer
Ha ha ha, bam!