I work down at The Pizza Pit I work down at The Pizza Pit Eu trabalho no The Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai And I drive an old Hyundai E dirijo um velho Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I still live with my mom and dad Eu ainda moro com minha mãe e pai I'm five foot three and overweight I'm five foot three and overweight Tenho 1,6m e sobepreso I'm a sci: fi fanatic mild asthmatic I'm a sci: fi fanatic mild asthmatic Sou um viciado em ficção cientifica e meio asmático Never been to second base Never been to second base Nunca estive na segunda base But there's a whole 'nother me But there's a whole 'nother me Mas tem um outro eu That you need to see That you need to see Que você precisa ver Go check out MySpace Go check out MySpace Confere no Myspace 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood Porque online eu estou em hollywood I'm six foot five and I look damn good I'm six foot five and I look damn good Tenho 1,95m e pareço muito bem I drive a Maserati I drive a Maserati Dirijo um Maseratt I'm a black belt in karate I'm a black belt in karate Sou faixa preta em karate And I love a good glass of wine And I love a good glass of wine E adoro uma boa taça de vinho It turns girls on that I'm mysterious It turns girls on that I'm mysterious Eu animo as garotas que sou misterioso I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Digo a elas que não quero nada sério 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat Porque mesmo em um dia calmo, posso ter um chat com 3 With two women at one time With two women at one time Com duas mulheres de uma vez I'm so much cooler online I'm so much cooler online Eu sou muito mais legal online I'm so much cooler online I'm so much cooler online Eu sou muito mais legal online I get home I kiss my mom I get home I kiss my mom Eu vou pra casa e beijo minha mãe And she fixes me a snack And she fixes me a snack E ela me prepara um lanche I head down to my basement bedroom I head down to my basement bedroom Eu vou até meu quarto no porão And fire up my Mac And fire up my Mac E ligo meu Mac In real life the only time In real life the only time Na vida real a unica vez I've ever even been to L.A. I've ever even been to L.A. Que eu estive em LA Was when I got the chance with the marching band Was when I got the chance with the marching band Foi quando tive a chance banda marcial To play tuba in the Rose Parade •• But online I live in Malibu To play tuba in the Rose Parade •• But online I live in Malibu Tocar trombone na Parada da Rosa, Mas online moro em Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein I've been in GQ I pose for Calvin Klein I've been in GQ Eu poso para Calvin Klein, ja posei par GQ I'm single and I'm rich I'm single and I'm rich Sou solteiro e sou rico And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind E eu tenho um tanquinho que vai te deixar louca It turns girls on that I'm mysterious It turns girls on that I'm mysterious Eu animo as garotas que sou misterioso I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Digo a elas que não quero nada sério 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat Porque mesmo em um dia calmo, posso ter um chat com 3 With two women at one time • I'm so much cooler online With two women at one time • I'm so much cooler online Com duas mulheres de uma vez, Sou muito mais legal online Yeah, I'm cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online Eu sou muito mais legal online When you've got my kind of stats When you've got my kind of stats Quando você tem meu tipo de status It's hard to get a date It's hard to get a date É dificil de conseguir um encontro Let alone a real girlfriend Let alone a real girlfriend Deixar sozinha uma verdadeira namorada But I grow another foot But I grow another foot Mas eu cresco mais uns centimetros and lose a bunch of weight and lose a bunch of weight E perco muito peso Every time I log in Every time I log in Toda vez que faço o log in Online I'm out in Hollywood Online I'm out in Hollywood Online eu estou em hollywood I'm six foot five and I look damn good I'm six foot five and I look damn good Tenho 1,95m e pareço muito bem Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat Mesmo em um dia calmo, posso ter um chat com 3 With two women at one time With two women at one time Com duas mulheres de uma vez I'm so much cooler online I'm so much cooler online Eu sou muito mais legal online Yeah, I'm cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online Sim, eu sou muito mais legal online I'm so much cooler online I'm so much cooler online Eu sou muito mais legal online Yeah, I'm cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online Sim, eu sou muito mais legal online