Darlin' I've been standin' here
Just watchin' you all night
And I think I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times
If I don't ask I'll never know
Do you believe in love at first sight?

Me neither
I'm glad that we agree
Believe me
That's a big relief
Well, this place is awful crowded and
This music is so loud
Would you like to go
And grab a bite to eat?
Me neither

It's nice to finally meet a girl
Who doesn't move to fast
I was only checkin'
That's the reason that I asked
Relationships need time to grow
You and I should take this slow
And darlin' tell me
Would you like to dance?

Me neither
I was just bein' polite
Thank goodness
My feet are much too tired
I'm sure you're tired too
I can see an empty booth
Would you like to maybe sit
And talk awhile?
Me neither
We'd never get along
I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry at all
This has been a waste of time
And I'm runnin' out of lines
Don't you think it's time for me to end this song?

Me neither