It's 24 to nothing and I'm at the intersection
Waiting for the light to turn green
Waiting for a reason
Take them all and stack them up
Not in my collection

Hit them all and watch them fly
Fuck them all and watch them drown

What is with these bands that keep comin' with their politics?
They never went to school to find out that they were full of shit
I didn't really either
But fuck, I guess it doesn't really matter
You took this time to listen to me
So I'll say hey I fucked your brother

There's one problem
I got brownies
From your mother
They gave me syphilis
I got no dick

There's one problem
I got brownies
From your mother
They gave me syphilis
I got no dick

(Fuck yeah!)