She slams the front door She slams the front door Ela bate a porta Cuz she knows that I can't stand it Cuz she knows that I can't stand it Porque sabe que não agüento isso Gives me the finger Gives me the finger Me dá o dedo (do meio) Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it. Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it. Porque ela sabe que eu estou em volta dele She calls me sweetheart She calls me sweetheart Me chama de amorzinho Cuz she knows it makes me weak. Cuz she knows it makes me weak. Porque sabe que isso me deixa fraco She stepped in dog pooh She stepped in dog pooh Ela pisou na merda do cachorro And I'm still kissing her feet. And I'm still kissing her feet. E eu ainda estou beijando seus pés Can you believe how this girl Can you believe how this girl Você pode acreditar como essa garota Treats me like a king? Treats me like a king? Me trata como um rei? Chorus: Chorus: refrão She took more than she gave to me She took more than she gave to me Ela me tirou mais do que me deu I gave my love, I got an STD I gave my love, I got an STD Eu dei meu amor, ganhei um DST And if she comes home, And if she comes home, E se ela vier para casa, I hope that she'll marry me. I hope that she'll marry me. Eu espero que ela se case comigo I want to tell her that it's over now I want to tell her that it's over now Eu quero dizer pra ela está tudo acabado Hey look, I'm arguing with myself Hey look, I'm arguing with myself Olhe só, estou discutindo comigo mesmo I think that my girlfriend I think that my girlfriend Eu acho que a minha namorada Is bad for my mental health Is bad for my mental health Faz mal à minha saúde mental And now I'm scaring myself. And now I'm scaring myself. E agora eu estou me assustando The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it. The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it. Montanha russa me deixa enjoado e ela sabe, That's why she always insists that I go on it That's why she always insists that I go on it É por isso que ela sempre insiste para eu ir She told my friends that I need therapy She told my friends that I need therapy Ela disse pra os meus amigos que eu preciso de terapia I need a self-help group or a lobotomy I need a self-help group or a lobotomy Que eu preciso de um grupo de auto-ajuda ou uma lobotomia Can you believe how this girl Can you believe how this girl Você pode acreditar como essa garota Treats me like a king? Treats me like a king? Me trata como um rei? Chorus Chorus refrão I'm waking up I'm waking up Estou acordando I'm getting out. I'm getting out. Estou caindo fora Chorus Chorus refrão