Well I love New York like everyone Well I love New York like everyone Bom, eu amo Nova Iorque como todo mundo And I go to Las Vegas to Chill And I go to Las Vegas to Chill E eu vou pra Las Vegas curtir I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back Eu gosto de Denver, Colorado porque é tão calmo And Chicago keeps it real And Chicago keeps it real E Chicago ainda mais I only leave Dallas when I have to, but I only leave Dallas when I have to, but Eu só saio de Dallas quando preciso mas When I do I like Tulsa, OK When I do I like Tulsa, OK Quando saio, eu gosto de Tulsa, ok And I ain't got nothing against California And I ain't got nothing against California E eu não tenho nada contra a Califórinia But I can't stand LA But I can't stand LA Mas eu não suporto L.A. Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell Bom, Orlando, Florida é úmido mas é bom Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do! ) Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do! ) Austin e Nashville são demais (são sim!) And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal E Nova Orleans é do mal mas faz parte do charme You can gamble drink and swear until you drop You can gamble drink and swear until you drop Você pode apostar, beber e jurar até cair The state of Ohio's been great to our band The state of Ohio's been great to our band O estado de Ohio tem sido ótimo com nossa banda Along with Phili and Green Bay Along with Phili and Green Bay Assim como a Filadélfia e Green Bay I got nothing but love for Hollywood I got nothing but love for Hollywood Eu não tenho nada além de amor a Hollywood But I can't stand LA But I can't stand LA Mas eu não suporto L.A. I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe Eu gosto de Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe Indianappolis and Hartford, too Indianappolis and Hartford, too Indianappolis e Hartford também Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC Boise, Mephis, Soix Falls e é claro KC Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo Assim como Pittsburgh e Kalamazoo Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget Atlanta é um lar longe de casa e aqui vai um recado pra Sauget And I wish my friends would leave that place And I wish my friends would leave that place E eu queria que meus amigos saíssem daquele lugar 'Cause I can't stand LA 'Cause I can't stand LA Porque eu não suporto L.A. Traffic Sucks Traffic Sucks O trânsito é uma droga No protected lefts No protected lefts Nada de faróis com setas Snooty fucks Snooty fucks Bisbilhoteiros acabam com tudo Pollution fills the air Pollution fills the air Poluição enche o ar Gang Fights Gang Fights Brigas em massa $7 beers $7 beers Cervejas por 7 dólares And the threat of breaking off into the sea And the threat of breaking off into the sea E a ameaça de se afundar no mar (And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt) (And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt) (E agora para dar a Los Angeles o benefício da dúvida) Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi Jimmy Kimmel dentro e fora e ótimo sushi And diversity everywhere And diversity everywhere E diversidade a todo canto Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing Garotas muito gostosas vestindo quase nada And the Santa Monica Pier And the Santa Monica Pier E o Píer de Santa Monica Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play Obrigado pelo Hair Metal e as Olimpíadas de 84 e por tocar BFS no rádio But please don't take this personally But please don't take this personally Mas por favor não leve a mal No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave Não, fico feliz em vistar mas ainda mais em ir embora And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is E eu acho que o que estou tentando dizer é que I can't stand LA! I can't stand LA! Eu não suporto L.A.!