You are my best friend in the world. You are my best friend in the world. Voce é meu melhor amigo no mundo todo And I hope that you know, And I hope that you know, E eu espero que você saiba when we hangout together, when we hangout together, Que quando saimos juntos it's freakin' awesome. it's freakin' awesome. É demais Playing poker Friday night, Playing poker Friday night, Jogando poker sexta a noite, Pyromancing off golf cart races Pyromancing off golf cart races Cervejas médias e carros de golf You think that my sister's hot You think that my sister's hot Você acha minha irmã gostosa I accidentally shot your finger I accidentally shot your finger Eu acidentalmente atirei no seu dedo off your writing hand oh well, off your writing hand oh well, E ele saltou da sua mão, you get disability. you get disability. você ficou deficiente, I broke my leg you laughed so hard I broke my leg you laughed so hard Eu quebrei minha perna você riu bem alto and told my ambulance to stop at the bar. and told my ambulance to stop at the bar. E disse para a ambulancia parar no bar. You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say Você dirá ao mundo que sou gay quando me ouvir dizer that I really and truly feel this way that I really and truly feel this way Que eu realmente mesmo me sinto desse jeito not that there's anything wrong with being gay not that there's anything wrong with being gay Não que haja algo de errado em ser gay And sometimes we punch each other in the face And sometimes we punch each other in the face E às vezes damos um ao outro socos na cara like when I hit on your mom and got to second base like when I hit on your mom and got to second base Como quando eu cheguei na segunda base com a sua mãe I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. Eu estou tentando dizer eu te amo ... de uma maneira heterossexual You fart and burp in the same key, You fart and burp in the same key, Nós peidamos e arrotamos na mesma sincronia, and I think your iPod sucks. and I think your iPod sucks. E eu acho que seu iPod é uma droga. You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing. You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing. Você faz graça do meu cabelo porque o seu está...Desaparecendo I've seen your penis you've seen mine I've seen your penis you've seen mine Eu vi seu pênis que você viu o meu I popped your pimples you I popped your pimples you Eu estorei suas espinhas você rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back esfregou Aloe Vera nas minhas costas queimadas, you went in fits when I shit my pants you went in fits when I shit my pants você me defendeu quando eu caguei minhas calças you felt my girls' brand new boobs you felt my girls' brand new boobs Você sentiu os peitos da minha namorada you asked to suck them she refused you asked to suck them she refused você pediu para chupa-los ela se recusou so while you slept I shaved your head so while you slept I shaved your head Oh enquanto você dormia eu raspei sua cabeça you woke up and told me that I... you woke up and told me that I... Você acordou e disse que eu (ia morrer) You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say Você dirá ao mundo que sou gay quando me ouvir dizer that I really and truly feel this way that I really and truly feel this way Que eu realmente me sinto desse jeito not that there's anything wrong with being gay not that there's anything wrong with being gay Não que haja algo de errado em ser gay And sometimes we punch each other in the face And sometimes we punch each other in the face E às vezes damos um ao outro socos na cara like when I hit on your mom and got to second base like when I hit on your mom and got to second base Como quando eu cheguei na segunda base com a sua mãe. I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude) I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude) Eu sei que você sabe que eu te amo (Eu te amo pra caramba, cara) I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. Eu estou tentando dizer eu te amo de uma maneira heterossexual You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say Você dirá ao mundo que sou gay quando me ouvir dizer that I really and truly feel this way that I really and truly feel this way Que eu realmente me sinto desse jeito not that there's anything wrong with being gay not that there's anything wrong with being gay Não que haja algo de errado em ser gay And sometimes we punch each other in the face And sometimes we punch each other in the face E às vezes damos um ao outro socos na cara like when I hit on your mom and got to second base like when I hit on your mom and got to second base Como quando eu cheguei na segunda base com a sua mãe I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. Eu estou tentando dizer eu te amo de uma maneira heterossexual.