Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Debbie just hit the wall Debbie just hit the wall Debbie acabou de bater na parede she didn?t have it all she didn?t have it all Ela nunca teve-o todo one Prozac a day one Prozac a day Um Prozac por dia husbands a CPA husbands a CPA O marido é um contador her dreams went out the door her dreams went out the door Os sonhos dela foram embora when she turned twenty four when she turned twenty four Quando ela fez vinte e quatro anos only been with one man only been with one man Só esteve com um homem what happen to her plan? what happen to her plan? O que aconteceu com seu plano? She was gonna be an actress She was gonna be an actress Ela ia ser uma atriz she was gonna be a star she was gonna be a star Ele ia ser uma estrela she was gonna shake her ass she was gonna shake her ass Ela ia rebolar on the hood of White Snake?s car on the hood of White Snake?s car No capô do carro do White Snake her yellow SUV is now the enemy her yellow SUV is now the enemy Sua caminhoete amarela, agora é a inimiga looks at her average life looks at her average life Pensa em sua vida mediana and nothing has been alright and nothing has been alright E nada está certo Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Desde Bruce Springsteen, Madonna way before Nirvana way before Nirvana Muito antes de nirvana there was U2 and Blondie there was U2 and Blondie Havia U2 e Blondie and music still on MTV and music still on MTV E ainda havia música na MTV her two kids in high school her two kids in high school Seus dois filhos no colegial they tell her that she?s uncool they tell her that she?s uncool Eles lhe dizem que ela não é legal but she's still preoccupied but she's still preoccupied Porque ela ainda está preocupada with 19, 19, 1985 with 19, 19, 1985 Com 19, 19, 1985 Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo (1985) (1985) (1985) Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo She?s seen all the classics She?s seen all the classics Ela viu todos os clássicos she knows every line she knows every line Ela sabe cada fala Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink even Saint Elmo?s Fire even Saint Elmo?s Fire Até Saint Elmo's Fire she rocked out to Wham! she rocked out to Wham! Ela era fã dos Wham! not a big Limp Bizkit fan not a big Limp Bizkit fan Não é uma grande fã de Limp Bizkit thought she?d get a hand thought she?d get a hand Pensou que conseguiria ajuda on a member of Duran Duran on a member of Duran Duran De um membro do Duran Duran Where?s the mini-skirt made of snake skin Where?s the mini-skirt made of snake skin Onde está a mini-saia feita de pele de serpente? and who?s the other guy singing in Van Halen and who?s the other guy singing in Van Halen E quem é o outro cara que canta no Van Halen when did reality become T.V. when did reality become T.V. Quando foi que a realidade tornou-se TV? what ever happened to sitcoms, game shows what ever happened to sitcoms, game shows O que aconteceu aos seriados?, aos programas de jogos? (on the radio there was) (on the radio there was) (no rádio estavam) Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Bruce Springsteen, Madonna way before Nirvana way before Nirvana Muito antes de Nirvana there was U2 and Blondie there was U2 and Blondie Havia U2 e Blondie and music still on MTV and music still on MTV E ainda havia música na MTV her two kids in high school her two kids in high school Seus dois filhos no colegial they tell her that she?s uncool they tell her that she?s uncool Eles lhe dizem que ela não é legal but she's still preoccupied but she's still preoccupied Porque ela ainda está preocupada with 19, 19, 1985 with 19, 19, 1985 Com 19, 19, 1985 Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo She hates time make it stop She hates time make it stop Ela odeia o tempo, faça isso parar! when did Motley Crue become classic rock? when did Motley Crue become classic rock? Quando o Motley Crue se transformou em rock clássico? And when did Ozzy become an actor? And when did Ozzy become an actor? E quando Ozzy se tornou um ator? Please make this stop Please make this stop Por favor faça isso parar Stop! Stop! Parar! And bring back And bring back E traga de volta Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Bruce Springsteen, Madonna way before Nirvana way before Nirvana Muito antes de Nirvana there was U2 and Blondie there was U2 and Blondie Havia U2 e Blondie and music still on MTV and music still on MTV E ainda havia música na MTV her two kids in high school her two kids in high school Seus dois filhos no colegial they tell her that she?s uncool they tell her that she?s uncool Eles lhe dizem que ela não é legal but she's still preoccupied but she's still preoccupied Porque ela ainda está preocupada with 1985 with 1985 Com 1985 Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Bruce Springsteen, Madonna way before Nirvana way before Nirvana Muito antes de Nirvana there was U2 and Blondie there was U2 and Blondie Havia U2 e Blondie and music still on MTV and music still on MTV E ainda havia música na MTV her two kids in high school her two kids in high school Seus dois filhos no colegial they tell her that she?s uncool they tell her that she?s uncool Eles lhe dizem que ela não é legal but she's still preoccupied but she's still preoccupied Porque ela ainda está preocupada with 19, 19, 1985 with 19, 19, 1985 Com 19, 19, 1985