Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed Bem, eu acordei esta manhã eu rolei da cama I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head Me senti como um cão que foi chutado Checked out my mail there was letter that read Checked out my mail there was letter that read Chequei meu correio havia cartas que dizia Love for sale, love for sale Love for sale, love for sale Amor à venda, amor à venda I picked up the phone I called everyone I could I picked up the phone I called everyone I could Peguei o telefone, liguei pra todos que pude I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book Deixei meus dedos caminharem pela agenda de telefones You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook Você não pode pescar se não tiver o anzol Love for sale, love for sale Love for sale, love for sale Amor à venda, Amor à venda Send up a signal throw me a line Send up a signal throw me a line Me manda um sinal de linha Somebody explain " this funny Valentine" Somebody explain " this funny Valentine" Alguém explica esse amante engraçadinho It might not be signal but it sure ain't a crime It might not be signal but it sure ain't a crime Não pôde ser um sinal, mas não é um crime I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind Eu estou a um passo da loucura e a dois passos atrás I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set Eu chamei Lt. Columbo para meu set de TV I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet Eu tentei um jogo de encontros, eu não encontrei nada I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet Espero que esteja como animal de estimação da Penthouse Love for sale, love for sale Love for sale, love for sale Amor à venda, amor à venda Solo Solo Solo We've been living together 3 years, We've been living together 3 years, Estamos vivendo juntos a 3 anos 2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four hundred beers 2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four hundred beers 2 horas, 20 minutos, talvez quatrocentas cervejas You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears Você não pode comprar o amor quando estava comprando Love for sale, love for sale Love for sale, love for sale Amor a venda, amor a venda I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see Acho que aprendi minha lição, é fácil de ver My old lady she played this joke on me My old lady she played this joke on me Minha antiga garota me deu esta cantada I never looked where I forgot it would be I never looked where I forgot it would be Eu nunca olhei onde, esqueci que seria Love for sale, love for sale Love for sale, love for sale Amor a venda, amor a venda