My heart should be light as a feather
For just yesterday we were wed
But why on our first night together
Did you call me your darling Fred

Sorry my name isn't Fred
How I wish I could be him insted
For that one word told me where your heart longs to be
I'm sorry my name isn't Fred

[ fiddle ]
When you said I do at the altar
I thought I heard love in your voice
But I guess it was love for another
And I'm just for second choice

Sorry my name isn't Fred...