My funny valentine
Sweet, comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Un-photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine … stay …
Each day is Valentine's Day.

Is your figure less than ancient Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart … dear?

Don't change one hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine … stay …
Each day will be Valentine's Day.