You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand Você entra para o quarto Com seu lápis em sua mão You see somebody naked and you say, "Who is that man?" You see somebody naked and you say, "Who is that man?" Você vê alguém nu E diz, ?Quem é esse homem?? You try so hard but you don't understand You try so hard but you don't understand Você tenta Mas não consegue entender Just what you will say when you get home Just what you will say when you get home Exatamente o que irá dizer Quando chegar em casa Because something is happening here but you don't know what it is Because something is happening here but you don't know what it is Porque algo está acontecendo aqui Mas você não sabe do que se trata Do you, Mr. Jones? Do you, Mr. Jones? Sabe, Mr. Jones? You raise up your head and you ask, "Is this where it is?" You raise up your head and you ask, "Is this where it is?" Você levanta a cabeça E pergunta, ?Seria isto onde é o que isto é?? And somebody points to you and says, "It's his" And somebody points to you and says, "It's his" E alguém aponta para você e diz, ?É dele? And you say, "What's mine?" and somebody else says, "Well, what is?" And you say, "What's mine?" and somebody else says, "Well, what is?" E você diz, ?O que é meu?? E outra pessoa diz, ?Onde, o que é?? And you say, "Oh my God, am I here all alone?" And you say, "Oh my God, am I here all alone?" E você diz, ?Oh meu Deus Estarei eu aqui sozinho?? But something is happening and you don't know what it is But something is happening and you don't know what it is Porque algo está acontecendo aqui Mas você não sabe do que se trata Do you, Mr. Jones? Do you, Mr. Jones? Sabe, Mr. Jones? You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek Sua mão em sua passagem E você vai assistir o CDF Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak Que imediatamente chega a você Quando ele lhe ouve falar And says, "How does it feel to be such a freak?" And says, "How does it feel to be such a freak?" E diz, ?Como é que se sente em ser tamanha aberração?? And you say, "Impossible!" as he hands you a bone And you say, "Impossible!" as he hands you a bone E você diz, ?Impossível? Enquanto ele lhe oferece um osso And something is happening here but you don't know what it is And something is happening here but you don't know what it is Porque algo está acontecendo aqui Mas você não sabe do que se trata Do you, Mr. Jones? Do you, Mr. Jones? Sabe, Mr. Jones? You have many contacts among the lumberjacks You have many contacts among the lumberjacks Você tem vários contatos Entre os madeireiros To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination Para lhe trazer os fatos Quando alguém ataca sua imaginação But nobody has any respect, anyway they already expect you to all give a check But nobody has any respect, anyway they already expect you to all give a check Mas ninguém tem qualquer respeito De qualquer forma eles já esperam você Para apenas dar um cheque To tax-deductible charity organizations To tax-deductible charity organizations Descontáveis no imposto de renda Para organizações de caridades Ah, you've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks Ah, you've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks Você esteve com os professores E todos eles gostaram de sua fachada With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks Com os grandes advogados que você tem Discutem leprosos e ladrões You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books Você leu Todos os livros de F. Scott Fitzgerald You're very well-read, it's well-known You're very well-read, it's well-known Você tem um conhecimento literário amplo Já se sabe But something is happening here and you don't know what it is But something is happening here and you don't know what it is Porque algo está acontecendo aqui Mas você não sabe do que se trata Do you, Mr. Jones? Do you, Mr. Jones? Sabe, Mr. Jones? Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you and then he kneels Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you and then he kneels Bem, o engolidor de espadas Ele chega até você Em seguida se ajoelha He crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels He crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels E se benze E então ele bate o seu salto alto And without further notice, he asks you how it feels And without further notice, he asks you how it feels E sem mais notificar Ele lhe pergunta como se sente And he says, "Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan" And he says, "Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan" E diz, ?Aqui está sua garganta de volta Obrigado pelo empréstimoÂ? And you know something is happening but you don't know what it is And you know something is happening but you don't know what it is Porque algo está acontecendo aqui Mas você não sabe do que se trata Do you, Mr. Jones? Do you, Mr. Jones? Sabe, Mr. Jones? Now, you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word "Now" Now, you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word "Now" Agora você vê este anão caolho Gritando a palavra "AGORA? And you say, "For what reason?" and he says, "How" And you say, "For what reason?" and he says, "How" E você diz, ?Porque razão?? E ele diz, ?Como?? And you say, "What does this mean?" and he screams back, "You're a cow! And you say, "What does this mean?" and he screams back, "You're a cow! E você diz, ?O que isto quer dizer?? E ele berra de volta, ?Você é uma vaca Give me some milk or else go home" Give me some milk or else go home" Me dê seu leite ou vá para casa? And you know something's happening but you don't know what it is And you know something's happening but you don't know what it is Porque algo está acontecendo aqui Mas você não sabe do que se trata Do you, Mr. Jones? Do you, Mr. Jones? Sabe, Mr. Jones? Well, you walk into the room like a camel, and then you frown Well, you walk into the room like a camel, and then you frown Bem, você entra em um quarto Como um camelo e depois você franze You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground Você coloca seus olhos no bolso E seu nariz no chão There ought to be a law against you comin' around There ought to be a law against you comin' around Deveria existir uma lei Contra você aparecendo por aqui You should be made to wear earphones You should be made to wear earphones Você deveria ser obrigado a usar um egoísta 'Cause something is happening and you don't know what it is 'Cause something is happening and you don't know what it is Porque algo está acontecendo aqui Mas você não sabe do que se trata Do you, Mr. Jones? Do you, Mr. Jones? Sabe, Mr. Jones?