Should you settle down in the Sunshine State Should you settle down in the Sunshine State Você deve se estabelecer no Estado do Sol You should know of its tangled fate You should know of its tangled fate Você deve saber de seu destino emaranhado How the conquistador came to Florida How the conquistador came to Florida Como o conquistador veio para a Flórida Long before it had a name Long before it had a name Muito antes de ter um nome The medicine man of the Seminole The medicine man of the Seminole O curandeiro do Seminole Knelt by the sacred flame, and cursed the soul Knelt by the sacred flame, and cursed the soul Ajoelhou-se pela chama sagrada e amaldiçoou a alma Of the conquistador Of the conquistador Do conquistador And his son, and his sons, and the young ones And his son, and his sons, and the young ones E seu filho, e seus filhos, e os mais jovens Of the Florida Man Of the Florida Man Do homem da Flórida Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man Florida Man Florida Man Down at the mall, where the boas crawl Down at the mall, where the boas crawl No shopping, onde as jibóias rastejam Ted makes love to a concrete wall Ted makes love to a concrete wall Ted faz amor com uma parede de concreto His brother Red said his Uncle Ned His brother Red said his Uncle Ned Seu irmão Red disse que seu tio Ned Found Elvis in a loaf of bread Found Elvis in a loaf of bread Elvis encontrado em um pão (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) High on meth there's little Beth High on meth there's little Beth Alta de metanfetamina há a pequena Beth The neighbor's cat is on her breath The neighbor's cat is on her breath O gato do vizinho está respirando fundo (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) Dan dreams he's got red wings of fire Dan dreams he's got red wings of fire Dan sonha que tem asas vermelhas de fogo He's waking an' shaking on a power wire He's waking an' shaking on a power wire Ele está acordando e tremendo em um fio de energia Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) (He's cursed) (He's cursed) (Ele está amaldiçoado) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man Florida Man Florida Man Slim sees his face on a moonlit wave Slim sees his face on a moonlit wave Slim vê seu rosto em uma onda iluminada pela lua He grabs a shovel, and digs his own grave He grabs a shovel, and digs his own grave Ele pega uma pá e cava sua própria cova (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it Lee hates plate glass, he drives right through it Lee odeia vidro plano, ele dirige através dele Said Alice's caterpillar made him do it Said Alice's caterpillar made him do it Disse que a lagarta de Alice o fez fazer isso (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) A Miami nurse snatches a purse A Miami nurse snatches a purse Uma enfermeira de Miami pega uma bolsa And drives down the freeway in reverse And drives down the freeway in reverse E dirige pela estrada em sentido inverso (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) (Florida Man!) Phil asks the cops to test his drugs Phil asks the cops to test his drugs Phil pede aos policiais para testar suas drogas After they find him hiding under a rug After they find him hiding under a rug Depois que o encontram escondido debaixo de um tapete Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) (He's cursed) (He's cursed) (Ele está amaldiçoado) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man (Florida Man) Florida Man Florida Man Florida Man Don't you laugh, it could be you Don't you laugh, it could be you Não ria, poderia ser você The Florida curse always comes true The Florida curse always comes true A maldição da Flórida sempre se torna realidade You can jeer but you don't understand You can jeer but you don't understand Você pode zombar, mas você não entende Any fragile soul can be a Florida Man Any fragile soul can be a Florida Man Qualquer alma frágil pode ser um homem da Flórida