Pucker up you pig
Kiss me like I hear they kiss
On oil rigs
(You know the drill)

Let's get third world
Me boy with one boom boom stick
And you girl
(If you open your mind)

Put me down
Draw blood
Like Mel Gibson taught you how
To make love

Let the kitty be unleashed
Drop me like an injured wildebeest

Clean up in aisle sexy
Clean up in aisle sexy
Clean up in aisle sexy

Shaka laka locked and loaded
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
Shaka laka locked and loaded
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
Shaka laka locked and loaded
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
Shaka laka locked and loaded
Clean up in aisle sexy

Pirate hug
Viking grasp
Positions learned in Pol Pot's
Yoga class
(War crime sex)

Smell the friction
Like fine wine
Oakland Raiders locker-room
Sixty nine

Gettin' lucky
Then it hurts
Like a Wednesday's child at
Joan Crawford's

Missing link
Hardcore
Romance they don't even have
Words for
(Shane Crone got a space-whip)

Clean up in aisle sexy
Clean up in aisle sexy
Clean up in aisle sexy
Clean up in aisle sexy

Shaka laka locked and loaded
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
Shaka laka locked and loaded
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
Shaka laka locked and loaded
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
Shaka laka locked and loaded
Clean up in aisle sexy

Gestapo no macht schnell
Treat me like there's no hell
Gestapo no macht schnell
Clean up in aisle sexy

Gestapo no macht schnell
Treat me like there's no hell
Gestapo no macht schnell
Clean up in aisle sexy

Gestapo no macht schnell
Treat me like there's no hell
Gestapo no macht schnell
Clean up in aisle sexy

Gestapo no macht schnell
Treat me like there's no hell
Gestapo no macht schnell
Clean up in aisle sexy