I took her out
It was a friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is A.D.D?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again? whats my age again?

But later on
On the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone

I said I was the cops
And your husbands in jail
The state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that b*tch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call I.D.?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again? whats my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again? (whats my age again?)

That's about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in love
Why would you wish down on me
I never want to act my age
Whats my age again? whats my age again?

Whats my age again?