Check this poor boy out

Yeah I had nothin' to lose

Check this poor boy out

Said she repay my blues

Check this poor boy out

Danced 'round my wire wrecked my world

Check this poor boy out

Left me cryin' like a baby girl



CHORUS:

The river of love flows in the wrong direction

Bit me on the ass and left a nasty infection

The river of love flows in the wrong direction

God how I wish that I was never subjected

Down to the river of love it's in the wrong direction



Check this poor boy out

Yeah I fell out of my mind

Check this poor boy out

She left some luggage behind

Check this poor boy out

Lost my heart's virginity

Check this poor boy out

Almost drowned in her sea



-CHORUS-



You infected and subjected took away my fun

Was it concious effort man that really sucks

You put your chain around me like a dog to it's tags

Why don't somebody want me man it's such a drag



The river of love flows in the wrong direction

Bit me on the ass and left a nasty infection

Infected and subjected took away my fun

Oh God how I hate that river of love



-CHORUS 2-



Yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah