You wish you could be everybody’s best friend
It’s all about you it’s a means to an end
You hope we’re all looking when you walk in the room
Hope we’re all watching when you hang the moon
Wish in one hand shit in the other
See which one fills up first for you brother
Wishing that you could have nothing to hide
If wishes were horses we’d all get to ride

You wish you could live in the big house in town
Give you the wealth so you can spread it around
You want us to know where you’ve gone and what you’ve seen
We’ll be the pawns, boy and you can play the king
Wish in one hand shit in the other
See which one fills up first for you brother
The envy of everyone you’re aching to be
If wishes had eyes then the blind man could see

You wish you could be everybody’s best friend
Know the whole story from beginning to end
Wish in one hand shit in the other
See which one fills up first for you brother
I wish that I might you know I wish that I may
Wish up a wind that would blow you away