If I could dance and you could sing
Shoot guns in the air
And let the good times ring
Float upon magic carpet of sound
Another round on the town

Grab whatevers in the air tonight
Before the magic fades away
The moon was out I was on the run
My knees were wobbly but my head felt strong

I met a woman in high helled shoes
But the state of her teeth would later give me the blues
She got prescriptions and I had visions
A small price to pay for beauty
A sharktoothed kisser tongue like a lizzard
My first drunken words became this song

I may not love you tomorrow
You better love me today
Grab whatevers is in the air tonight
Before the magic fades away

Woke up on a checkered couch
Wig on the floor, her teeth in a dirty glass
The sound of the shower a most painful hour
Time to wear pants and get out of there

I like to try and keep my kitchen clean
I went and bought myself a brand new washing machine
Cause love is a pile of dishes as a rule of thumb
The longer you wait the dirtier they become

I may not love you tomorrow
You better love me today
Grab whatevers is in the air tonight
Before the magic fades away