He's a real nowhere man,
sitting in his nowhere land,
making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
knows not where he's going to,
isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere man, please listen,
you don't know what you're missing.
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.

He's a real nowhere man,
sitting in his nowhere land,
making all his nowhere plans
for nobody,
making all his nowhere plans
for nobody,
making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.