I got the horse right here
His name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy who says if the weather's clear
Can do, can do
This guy says the horse can do
Can do, can do

I'm picking valentine
Cause on the morning line
The guy has got him figured at 5 to 9
Has chance, has chance
This guy say the horse has chance
If he says the horse has chance
Has chance, has chance

No way
For Paul Revere I'll bite
I hear his foot's alright
Of course it all depends
If it rained last night
Likes mud
Likes mud
This guy says the horse likes mud
If he says the horse likes mud
Likes mud
Likes mud

I know it's valentine
The morning workout's fine
Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine
Needs race, needs race
This guy says the horse needs race
He says that the horse needs race
Needs race, needs race

Hey wait a minute fellows
Have you considered this
Well anyway, it's my turn to sing
So shut up

Oh really

But look at Epitaph
He wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph
Big threat, big threat
This guy calls the horse big threat
If he calls the horse big threat
Big threat, big threat

I tell you Paul Revere
Now this is no bum steer
It's from a handycapper that's real sincere

I'll go for valentine
Cause on the morning line
The guy has got him figured at 5 to 9
Has chance, has chance
The guy says the horse has chance

Paul Revere

Valentine

Epitaph

I got the horse right here