Urgh!

Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on
It's only natural! - It's only me!
Take it from a fella who's been round the block so many times
He knows the only parking spot that's free,
It's only me...

[Chorus:]
You can say I've tried everything,
I save on my wedding ring,
Who knows me half as well as me?!

I'm not antisocial, and it's nothing that's reproachful
It's just natural! - It's only me!
I can't think of anybody else I'd rather spend some one on one time with
It's not that hard to see,
It's only me...

(2nd chorus)
I'm the me in monogamy,
I'm not asking a lot of me,
I give me are. E. S. P. E. C. T.

[Bridge:]
And if you're heart is broken,
You can just do what you do best,
You can just do what you do
When you're heart is broken,
Trust in the one who will love you
Never put others above you

I thought I was using me to get to you,
But this is true and natural!
It's only me!
They say you'll never love another 'till you love yourself
Well brother, I'm in love with eveyone I see
It's only me...

(final chorus)
You can say I've tried everything,
I save on my wedding ring,
Who knows me half as well as me?
I'm the me in monogamy,
I'm not asking a lot of me,
I give me are. E. S. P. E. C. T.

Whooo!
Aaaaaaaaaa Yeah!