Jack boots cracking on a polished floor
Red hats gathered in the liquor store
Pure hearts race on a crystal night
Everybody grab a torch to light

Everybody needs somebody, join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today

Now grab your partner and do-si-do
Populism is a sold out show
Humanity is a nowhere scene
When everybody has an AR-15

Everybody need somebody, join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today

We love God, we love our women
We love tradition, we love kin
We've got shiny new tools
For ancient impulses that we can't even understand
So if you feel alone and downtrodden
There's an elixir for your ills
Join the Alt-Right, post-light, endarkenment order
And the rest of those bastards can go to hell
Alternative facts, alternative lies
Alternative names, alternative tribes

Everybody, let's get bloody, join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today