Makes all the covers of the magazines
the dirty old men the *&&**!-faced teens
drives them to liquors & nicotine
she's my *&&**!ing girl
show me a pusher & she'll owe ten bucks
don't need her if his business sucks
she'll float you the money like the water floats ducks
she's my *&&**!ing girl
my *&&**!ing girl
We bought a really cool house down town
hang around with the kids and all their frowns
from the records & the magazines
ain't you seen us on the cover
Oh, I like to watch her putting on new socks
straight to the trash with the organic box
she steps to the altar with a blow-dried rock
she's my *&&**!ing girl
straight to the attic where the (uncertain) grows
that's automatic so the story goes
but red's not static when she gives good shocks
she's my *&&**!ing girl
my *&&**!ing girl
We bought a really cool house down town
bang around with the kids and all their frowns
from the records & the magazines
ain't you seen us on the cover
take me forever to your magazine
my, my, my, my
she's an ex-secretary & an ex-prom queen
she's my, my *&&**!ing girl
Starmaker making her finest move
I'll get her into the finest groove
rides me habit like a horse has hooves
she's my *&&**!ing girl
straight to the scene redefining pop
no one's seen her ever stoop to stop
to admire the men who can handle the top
she's my *&&**!ing girl
my *&&**!ing girl
We bought a really cool house down town
burned it down with the kids & all their frowns
from the records & my magazines
ain't you seen us on the cover
take me forever to your magazine
my, my, my, my
she's an ex-secretary & an ex-prom queen
she's my, my *&&**!ing girl