He knew what he wanted to say
But he did not want to word it
The dirty little Herbert
Was seeking an escape
But the place was well guarded
The guiltiness had started
Soon as the other part had stopped

D is for Delightful
And try to keep your trousers on
I think you should know you're
His favourite worst nightmare

D is for Desperately trying to stimulate
What it was thought was alright
3 quarters of an hour ago
That had led him to be in a position
And every compromission
And every other episode

He's nearing the brink but
He thinks first
The parallel universe
Perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but
He thinks first
The parallel universe
Perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but
He thinks first
The parallel universe
Perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but
He thinks first
The parallel
I think you should know you're
His favourite worst nightmare

D is for Delightful
And try and keep your trousers on
You should know you're
His favourite worst nightmare